I have been made aware that Google doesn't actually have a bodysuit and I apologize to Ozumii for butchering Google. Also, he has no dick which means that my fics aren't 100% accurate when it comes to the canon facts but fuck it, if Konoira is still gonna sin so will I, goddammit! (I'm so sorry Ozumii but this has to be done//) Btw, this is rushed and the smut is shit because I figured that it'd take me way too long to get this out since I promised everybody this would be up like, three weeks ago. I'm really bad at making promises. =_=
Also, thank you to Framako for giving me the idea that Google is a nudist when I was struggling with how in the heck Google gets his supposed bodysuit off him. In addition, I watched the #sexymark video and that's where pancakes came in...truly, I have sinned.
The digital alarm clock sitting beside the bedside table reads 1:43AM. Goop rubs the sleep out of his eyes and sits up in bed. The cover falls from his nearly